• me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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(vía africandad)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(vía shouldnt)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Fuente: guy, vía africandad)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(vía africandad)

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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(vía shouldnt)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(vía africandad)

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

(vía shouldnt)